John Wick vs. Lario at 3:00 AM, Gone Wrong

John Wick vs. Lario at 3:00 AM, Gone Wrong isn’t just a game, it’s a chaotic, meme-fueled fever dream that throws you headfirst into a pixelated battle between an unstoppable assassin and a cursed PNG image named Lario. Created as a spiritual successor to the viral Scratch project John Wick vs. Death at 3:00 AM, this browser-based bullet hell meme game is as unpredictable as its title suggests.

Introduction of John Wick vs. Lario at 3:00 AM, Gone Wrong

Developed in Godot by Jegneg, John Wick vs. Lario at 3:00 AM, Gone Wrong is a short, high-difficulty action game that blends absurd humor, meme culture, and rage-game mechanics. You play as John Wick, naturally, but not the cinematic, polished Keanu version more like a low-res warrior battling a PNG of Lario, a bizarre meme from a few months back.

With its over-the-top title, satirical gameplay, and chaotic energy, this game fits comfortably among cult indie hits like Pizza Tower and internet joke games that became unintentionally iconic.

Main Features

• Bullet Hell Combat: Dodge endless waves of projectiles in fast-paced boss battles.
• Short, High-Intensity Gameplay: Finish it in under an hour if you’re good.
• PNG Enemies: Face off against Lario, a surreal meme brought to life with unpredictable attacks.
• Taunt Mechanics: Rub your near-death dodges in Lario’s face by taunting mid-battle.
• Autosave Between Levels: Your progress is saved at loading screens just don’t spam ESC!
• Playable in Browser or Downloadable: Runs in HTML5 but also available as a Windows build for better performance.

How to Play John Wick vs. Lario

The game is strictly keyboard-controlled, and you'll need quick reflexes and pattern recognition to survive the increasingly intense attacks from Lario.

Controls:

• Arrow Keys / WASD – Move
• Space / Specific Key – Roll / Dodge
• T – Taunt (use wisely)
• ESC (x10) – Resets your save (on purpose)

Expect tight controls and plenty of frustration. Like most rage games, this one demands precision and patience—and rewards you with hilarious, often surreal payoffs.

Objective:

Your goal is simple on paper: defeat Lario. But this is no ordinary boss fight. Lario floods the screen with bullets, traps, and unpredictable mechanics that force you to learn by dying (a lot). The game is part parody, part platformer, and all-out madness.

Platform & Availability:

Platform: Web browser (HTML5) & Windows download

Made With: Godot engine

Average Play Session: ~1 hour (if you survive)

Note: While the game is playable in-browser, performance may vary. For a smoother experience, try the downloadable Windows version.

Why You’ll Love This Game

Meme Energy: Combines John Wick’s unstoppable cool with the pure absurdity of Lario.

Rage-Fueled Replayability: Each death teaches you something new (or breaks your keyboard).

Shitpost Game Design: Built like a viral joke but with tight, skill-based gameplay.

Cult Indie Vibe: If you loved games like Syobon Action, Getting Over It, or Trappy Climb, this belongs on your rage-game bucket list.

Similar Games to Check Out

Syobon Action Ultimate – The Mario parody platformer where traps outnumber logic.

Getting Over Goombas – Mario meets Getting Over It in this rage-based vertical climb.

Trappy Climb – A punishing jumping game that’s easy to start, nearly impossible to finish.

John Wick vs. Lario at 3:00 AM, Gone Wrong is more than just a meme; it's a hilarious, painful, and unexpectedly tight bullet hell game that will test your reflexes and patience. Whether you're here for the chaotic gameplay, the absurd story, or just to see what happens when a PNG of Lario fights John Wick, this is the indie experience you didn’t know you needed.